Between Meme and You

Hello there! Yet again, it is Wednesday and people are still being idiots online. I’ve taken some of the best (read: worst) ‘inspirational quotes from around Pinterest in order to put the world to rights.

Eye rolls at the ready.


“If you see someone with a smile, give them one of yours!”

– You should just have time to slip it in before they punch you in the face…


“I have so much of you in my heart.”

– Seriously, butter. So much.


“I think the world would be a nicer place if we stopped pretending we knew everything about every one.”

– Ah, yes. But, total stranger, you only think that because you like to make sweeping statements and stick your nose in where you’re not wanted and stir things up for no reason.


“A bad attitude can literally block love, blessings, and destiny from finding you. Don’t be the reason you don’t succeed.”

– You really don’t need another reason you won’t succeed, considering you already leave everything up to ‘blessings and destiny’…


“When she walks, her footsteps sing a reckless serenade.”

– This is an Arctic Monkeys lyric that people seem to find inspiration from. I personally only find the obvious fact that this poor girl has a case of fart shoes and everyone keeps singing about it.

What nonsensical quotes have you come across this week?

Happy Humpday!


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