Between Meme and You

Hello there! Yet again, it is Wednesday and people are still being idiots online. I’ve taken some of the best (read: worst) ‘inspirational quotes from around Pinterest in order to put the world to rights.

Eye rolls at the ready.

#1:

“If you see someone with a smile, give them one of yours!”

– You should just have time to slip it in before they punch you in the face…

#2:

“I have so much of you in my heart.”

– Seriously, butter. So much.

#3:

“I think the world would be a nicer place if we stopped pretending we knew everything about every one.”

– Ah, yes. But, total stranger, you only think that because you like to make sweeping statements and stick your nose in where you’re not wanted and stir things up for no reason.

#4:

“A bad attitude can literally block love, blessings, and destiny from finding you. Don’t be the reason you don’t succeed.”

– You really don’t need another reason you won’t succeed, considering you already leave everything up to ‘blessings and destiny’…

#5:

“When she walks, her footsteps sing a reckless serenade.”

– This is an Arctic Monkeys lyric that people seem to find inspiration from. I personally only find the obvious fact that this poor girl has a case of fart shoes and everyone keeps singing about it.

What nonsensical quotes have you come across this week?

Happy Humpday!

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