As we hit the middle of another week, the internet continues to throw up new kinds of stupid. And for that, we thank goodness.
…And then you can blind people with your solar-powered face lights.
This is literally the worst, most obscene-sounding thing I have ever heard and if anyone is taking any inspiration from this I sincerely judge them, from the bottom of my heart.
What about terrible people (me) who enjoy doing exactly that?
… And sometimes they lead to, like, sewage works and old people’s homes and things.
“Would you all shut the fuck up? I’m trying to sleep!” Yelled the pot plant. Because apparently every other inanimate or non-existent thing is talking now.
Happy hump day!