Between Meme & You

Another Wednesday is upon us, which means another round of poking holes in Pinterest’s finest…

Enjoy Loving Quotes

So, seriously. please stop clipping your nails in my ipod case.

Lies. Sleeping pills do not snore and get all up in your side of the bed.

And also own some very high quality scuba gear and/or have a bit of a Jesus thing going on…

And bartenders. And doctors. And mechanics. Actually, quite a lot of people. I’m probably going to go ahead and just leave shit as is, really, because I do not want to learn how to do surgery or make a margarita.

 

But don’t blame me when you get in trouble for smiling at a funeral.

Happy hump day!

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